please watch this. my favourite video
100k notes im in fucking pain
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
"talk dirty to me"
Ah look a glock :)Except it looks like they put the slide on backwards.
oh my god. Fucking stupid.
No gun store commando here…
I’m laughing my ass off.
Gender is a spectrum. A spectrum that will use its collective genitalia to lay eggs in your face.
We’ve told you before about how the aliens are just giant penises with even smaller penises in their constantly ejaculating mouths, and how the chambers in the alien pilot vessels are all accessed through giant vaginas, but if you try to actually add up all the imagery in just one Alien movie, you’ll be up to your neck in labia and foreskins before the third act. Look at the face hugger. It’s an ass with a vagina on the bottom and penis fingers. The vagina is actually at the end of a penis that gets forced down your throat once the penis fingers hug your head and squeeze its butt-body all tight against you. It then proceeds to peen-vag your throat so hard that you end up with a baby penis-headed monster inside you that explodes its own birth canal out of your chest.
Probably the funniest paragraph I have ever read
No better way to start your Super Bowl Sunday than with a CHILI COOKOFF
What happens when you give a Mario piano score to someone who’s never heard it in his life?
Almost every self-proclaimed ragtime pianist I’ve ever met has been a total sightreading genius. I guess it’s also a thing that they have tons of experience having people throw them music and playing it right then and there.
Because who needs cgi when you have a semi-truck full of squibs?