Pip-Boy 3000

ryanccole:

monasticmaestoso:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

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"Sweet mother, sweet mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptised in blood and fear.”

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terezi-pie-rope:

fsckthesystem:

Goodnight everybody!!

Im

terezi-pie-rope:

fsckthesystem:

Goodnight everybody!!

Im

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xombiedirge:

Half-Life by Nagy Norbert / Blog

xombiedirge:

Half-Life by Nagy Norbert / Blog

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eurotrottest:

hip-hop-lifestyle:

understanddafundamentals:

DMX rides Orlando Sling Shot LMAO!!!!!

i’m crying

WE WASN’T SCARED

I AIN’T NEVER SCARED

WOOOOAH

WOOAH

WHAAAAAAAAT

LMFAOOOOOOOO

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gamers-de-culto:

Sir Michael

gamers-de-culto:

Sir Michael

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politicalmachine:

cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

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she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

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three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

it’s important to have goals in life

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cringing:

weloveshortvideos:

tapped the breaks

Vine by Lauren Lavoie

tHE GAGGING NOISE

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tylerchokely:

i cant stop watching

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fuckviserys:

Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.

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flying-blades:

Spongebob - I Don’t Like

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