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ellie5192:

webofgoodnews:

Animal firsts!

Shakespeare was not prepared at all

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thatisalargebaby:

guwap-dawg:

gotitforcheap:

I’m such a #dude that I will absolutely leave my asshole caked in shit UNLESS I can use a #dudewipe to clean it off with 

"slam piece"

why are euphemisms for penis so painful sounding 

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locksandglasses:

momochanners:

collegehumor:

Cookware has never been more exciting.

Finish reading —>  7 Signs You’re Becoming an Adult

I relate way, way, WAY to much to the one about buying cooking utensils.

Literally everything.

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imsoshive:

lmao

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howtobeaheartbreaker:

me as a parent

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“When Rainn’s on the exercise ball bouncing up and down, and I come over and I stab it with the scissors. In every other take we did, I stabbed it and it just slowly goes down. And the camera angle was that he just slowly ducked behind the thing and it was incredible. On the last take they were like “do one more.” And I remember going over and I went “boom”! And I must have hit the seam or something. And it exploded. He hit the ground as hard as I’ve ever seen a human hit the ground. If you go back and watch that episode, I just dive out because I am crying laughing.” - John Krasinski 

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719043:

GotW - 9mm FMJ VS 9mm Hydra Shock HP

fuck!

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dishonored & each mission’s colour-palette

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